you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?
That face….Mmmmmm…your cock in my hungry mouth…tongue swirling…pausing at the spot right on the underside of the tip…looking up at you to watch the pleasure move across your face…that moment when you drop your head back and moan…crave…want…need… please…
so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went
" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."
AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.
Guess who’s got a daaaaate
Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style.
*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*
DAVID BOWIE WITH A KITTEN ON HIS HEAD
OKAY NOW I’M READY TO FACE THE DAY.